Aunty Ez

Aunty Esmerelda, the purple dress/green eye shadow-wearing icon of our times. 

“Ez is a ripper” said Macca down the pub. “A real good sort. I don’t judge her for how she looks. She’s got a heart of gold to go with all that purple and green.”

Others were less flattering.

“I'd say she's a rallying point for a generation lost in its solipsism.” said Professor Kaadaakerra “Laughs in the Old Gum Tree” Bird.

Me? I just see her as an old tart who didn’t know how to grow old gracefully.

Shame on her.


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